April 2009
12 posts
“Sometimes all it takes is another chance to get things right.”
Wow, that sucks.
fmylife:
Today, I received my new cell phone and activated my account. As part of the package, I get to choose five numbers that I can call without using any minutes. I could still only think of three numbers I call regularly: my parent’s house, my mom’s cell and my ex’s cell. FML
Poor kid
fmylife:
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it’s a woman’s time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
“I don’t know why we all hang on to something we know we’re better...”
Kids Say The Darndest Things
fmylife:
Today, I was hanging out at a friend’s house. Her adorable 5 year old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, “You’re fat. When are you going home?” FML
That’s the thing about kiddos… they always tell ya the truth O_O
Dumbass
fmylife:
Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o’clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML
Oh wow, you’re screwed.
Stupid Website!
So for those of you who tried to view my website today, you probably noticed that the server is down. GRR.
It’s been like that for hours now, and my host’s site is down too. So who knows when it’ll be back up.
I’ll be sure to let you all now when it is back up, though. I guess for now, I’m going to do something… offline.
March 2009
5 posts
safenow.org →
I could not read this website without literally laughing out loud. These are hilarious! You have to read them, too.
