25
Apr
Sometimes all it takes is another chance to get things right.
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25
Apr
Sometimes all it takes is another chance to get things right.
Today, I received my new cell phone and activated my account. As part of the package, I get to choose five numbers that I can call without using any minutes. I could still only think of three numbers I call regularly: my parent’s house, my mom’s cell and my ex’s cell. FML![]()
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it’s a woman’s time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML![]()
04
Apr
I don’t know why we all hang on to something we know we’re better off letting go. It’s like we’re scared to lose what we really don’t even have. Some of us say we’d rather have something than nothing at all, but the truth is… to have something halfway is harder than not having it at all.
That right there is some talent *jealous*. Found on http://peopix.com
Today, I was hanging out at a friend’s house. Her adorable 5 year old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, “You’re fat. When are you going home?” FML![]()
That’s the thing about kiddos… they always tell ya the truth O_O
Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o’clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML![]()
Oh wow, you’re screwed.